Me at 9:30 PM when I change the oil in my diffuser from peppermint to lavender
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bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world
a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh
Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn
she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
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my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability
Men get pegged
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this video carries such a unique and powerful energy. i can’t explain it but it sends my spine to the moon
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